Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! π§βοΈ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ππ¦βοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 30, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 12, 2016
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2016
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Khatib (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
Yusuf (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Nyota (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Mhina (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Sharifa (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Rabia (Guest) on July 13, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Ali (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 28, 2015
π Saving this one!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2015
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Wande (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Habiba (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2015
π Gotta save this!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 18, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Kiza (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2015
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 27, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π