Why didn’t the oven go to college?

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Fadhila (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Sekela (Guest) on March 10, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 24, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sharifa (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mashaka (Guest) on February 16, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kiza (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Khamis (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 27, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Halimah (Guest) on October 8, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Fadhili (Guest) on September 26, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Selemani (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jaffar (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Issa (Guest) on August 18, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 7, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Tabu (Guest) on June 11, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Hekima (Guest) on June 2, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Khatib (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jabir (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Juma (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Tabu (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mashaka (Guest) on April 21, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Salum (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 30, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

James Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶