Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Safiya (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on January 6, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mustafa (Guest) on December 28, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Ali (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Biashara (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Salima (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 27, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Nashon (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hawa (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Issack (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 5, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 2, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Rahma (Guest) on September 26, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 18, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Husna (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

John Lissu (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mazrui (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Shani (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Zuhura (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 27, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Jamila (Guest) on August 20, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Bahati (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 18, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 1, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zakia (Guest) on July 29, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Amina (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Jamila (Guest) on July 4, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Kheri (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Kheri (Guest) on June 4, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mzee (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faiza (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 20, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Zawadi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mariam (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hawa (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 6, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mazrui (Guest) on April 22, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Baraka (Guest) on March 25, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 22, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸