The outside! 🦃🌟
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. 🤣🍗
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 13, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Issack (Guest) on February 3, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Amina (Guest) on February 2, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 22, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Majid (Guest) on January 22, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 23, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Halima (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 9, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Yusra (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Fadhili (Guest) on December 5, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
James Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Farida (Guest) on October 19, 2015
😂 So funny!
Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Kazija (Guest) on September 30, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mwanais (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Habiba (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 31, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Hawa (Guest) on August 30, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 26, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 9, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
George Tenga (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Shukuru (Guest) on June 18, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nahida (Guest) on June 13, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Arifa (Guest) on June 10, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 9, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 3, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 13, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 4, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Umi (Guest) on April 24, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Omar (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Nasra (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡