Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 30, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 7, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
James Mduma (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Jamila (Guest) on May 29, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Kiza (Guest) on May 15, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Habiba (Guest) on April 23, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 29, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Masika (Guest) on March 28, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Mzee (Guest) on March 26, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
George Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Hamida (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 1, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Daudi (Guest) on December 15, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Ahmed (Guest) on December 10, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Sekela (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Mchuma (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mchuma (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
John Malisa (Guest) on October 13, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mustafa (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 9, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Chum (Guest) on June 27, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
George Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼