Where do books hide when they’re scared?

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 30, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 7, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

James Mduma (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on May 29, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Kiza (Guest) on May 15, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Habiba (Guest) on April 23, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 7, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Masika (Guest) on March 28, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Mzee (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

George Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 14, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Hamida (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 1, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Daudi (Guest) on December 15, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ahmed (Guest) on December 10, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sekela (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mchuma (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mchuma (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

John Malisa (Guest) on October 13, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 9, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Chum (Guest) on June 27, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

George Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 7, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼