The king kept his army in his sleeve! π€π
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Majid (Guest) on December 8, 2015
π This is too funny!
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Khatib (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Issa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Farida (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015
π Added to my favorites!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Omar (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Khamis (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
π This one really got me!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 4, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015
π Canβt stop laughing!
Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2015
π Too good!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Majid (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 16, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Khatib (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 22, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Rabia (Guest) on May 1, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 13, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Nchi (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ