Mwajabu (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jafari (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Majid (Guest) on December 8, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 7, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Khatib (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Issa (Guest) on November 17, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Farida (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 30, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Omar (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Khamis (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 4, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Fadhila (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 31, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2015

😄 Too good!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Majid (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 16, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khatib (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 22, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 5, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rabia (Guest) on May 1, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 13, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nchi (Guest) on April 8, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆