A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 28, 2016
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Jabir (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Amina (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 4, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Salma (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Fadhili (Guest) on November 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
James Malima (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
James Mduma (Guest) on September 20, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Tabu (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Jabir (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Salima (Guest) on July 13, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 1, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Maimuna (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 1, 2015
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 26, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ