What has four wheels and flies?

Nyota (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 10, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jamila (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rehema (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 16, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Sekela (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Kheri (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Habiba (Guest) on November 14, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Chum (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nassar (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 10, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 30, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 25, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 22, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Daudi (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 8, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Masika (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Faiza (Guest) on August 24, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 21, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Sumaya (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 13, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 6, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 24, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 23, 2015

😄 You got me!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Furaha (Guest) on July 11, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Daudi (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Baraka (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Omar (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rehema (Guest) on June 17, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Masika (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 15, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Leila (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Aziza (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Khatib (Guest) on May 13, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 28, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

David Chacha (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 29, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭