What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Salma (Guest) on May 8, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 6, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Chum (Guest) on April 15, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Amani (Guest) on April 14, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 12, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mjaka (Guest) on April 3, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

George Tenga (Guest) on March 12, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kazija (Guest) on March 4, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nuru (Guest) on February 11, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 10, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 18, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 19, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Daudi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kheri (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mzee (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 18, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Kamande (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Issack (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 3, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nahida (Guest) on September 29, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

John Kamande (Guest) on September 26, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Binti (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 16, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 16, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 8, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Baridi (Guest) on August 24, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Binti (Guest) on August 19, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 4, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on July 27, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 27, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

James Kimani (Guest) on July 17, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Amina (Guest) on July 7, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Juma (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Wande (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Kahina (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 4, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zawadi (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

John Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Saidi (Guest) on April 2, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖