What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Hashim (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 4, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 20, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ndoto (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Yusra (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on November 27, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 22, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Zuhura (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on September 5, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 10, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 4, 2015
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Bakari (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Maimuna (Guest) on July 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Salum (Guest) on June 26, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Zakia (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Salum (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 19, 2015
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nchi (Guest) on April 1, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Fatuma (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ