Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 23, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Josephine (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 7, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 8, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 3, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Yusra (Guest) on November 1, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
James Malima (Guest) on September 26, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 18, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on September 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Mjaka (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 30, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Baraka (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Habiba (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Sofia (Guest) on June 19, 2015
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
James Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐