Short Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Elf-abetics! ๐๐
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! ๐โจ
Nassar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on January 9, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
Mchuma (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Hamida (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on December 19, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Abubakari (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Neema (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Hekima (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on December 6, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on November 25, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on November 8, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 31, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 21, 2015
๐ What a joke!
Jamila (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 14, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Faiza (Guest) on August 31, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 21, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Salum (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
John Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 30, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on June 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Khadija (Guest) on June 9, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Bahati (Guest) on June 3, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Maida (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Jamal (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Amir (Guest) on May 4, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Arifa (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 6, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 28, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค