Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 18, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Omar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
George Tenga (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
John Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Muslima (Guest) on January 2, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 27, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Neema (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Shukuru (Guest) on November 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Daudi (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Neema (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Ali (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Yusra (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jabir (Guest) on October 12, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 22, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
John Lissu (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 22, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Nashon (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Kassim (Guest) on July 27, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
George Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Abdillah (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mazrui (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Zainab (Guest) on June 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
James Kimani (Guest) on May 15, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚