Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji π adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 8, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Mchawi (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Nyota (Guest) on February 3, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Halimah (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Sofia (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Sofia (Guest) on January 12, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 7, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Salum (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Jamal (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Baridi (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Yusra (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 5, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Biashara (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 30, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Fatuma (Guest) on September 8, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Abubakari (Guest) on August 14, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
James Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 21, 2015
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Kiza (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Jafari (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 25, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2015
π Nailed it!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2015
π Iβm still cracking up!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Zakia (Guest) on May 8, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ