Short Answer: The Easter Bunny travels by hopping on a magical π° carrot-powered jetpack! π
Explanation: Instead of relying on traditional modes of transportation, like cars or planes, the Easter Bunny takes advantage of a whimsical jetpack fueled by magical carrots. This allows the bunny to zip through the sky, delivering Easter goodies to children all around the world with speed, style, and a touch of magic! π₯β¨
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Fikiri (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Sekela (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Rabia (Guest) on February 6, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 19, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Furaha (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 2, 2015
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Mariam (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Hekima (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 16, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 12, 2015
π This one really got me!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Zakaria (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Nyota (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Mazrui (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 7, 2015
π This is pure brilliance!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 3, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Rabia (Guest) on July 25, 2015
π You got me good!
John Malisa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
π Canβt stop laughing!
Nuru (Guest) on June 23, 2015
π This is a keeper!
Halima (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Sumaya (Guest) on May 27, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Selemani (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Amir (Guest) on May 9, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 9, 2015
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Umi (Guest) on April 6, 2015
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2015
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Kassim (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 8, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 25, 2015
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯