1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.
2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.
3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?
4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.
5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.
6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.
7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.
8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.
9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.
10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 18, 2024
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Guest (Guest) on December 8, 2025
ety wewe nikiungo gani kilichojificha lakini ndo kinatumika sana kwenyemwili wabinadam ....?
Guest (Guest) on December 10, 2025
:KADI YA MWARIKO: wa VITA
familiya ya mzee MAANDAMANO
NA bibi MAUWAJI wanayo furaha kubwa kukualika kwenye sherehe ya mtoto wao mpendwa aitwae KIFO anaetarajia kufunga ndoa nawewe
MABOM NARISASI NDO chakura chenu kilichopo eneo la mtaani kwako tarehe9mwezi12 tunakukaribisha sana kwa maelezo zaidi KAZURURE SOKONI MITAANI NAMJINI UMAUT WAKO NDO mafanikio ya sherehe hiyo
ABU MAHEMBE
menn by
hahaha misimo
Guest (Guest) on December 10, 2025
:KADI YA MWARIKO:
WA vita
familiya ya mzee MAANDANO na
bibi MAUWAJI wanayo furaha kubwa kukualika kwenye sherehe yamtoto wao mpendwa aitwae KIFO anaetarajia kufunga ndoa nawewe MABOM NA RISASI yaliopo eneo lamtaani kwako tarehe 19 mwezi 12vinakukaribisha sana kwamaelezo zaidi KAZURURE SOKONI MITAANI NAMJINI hadi usiku UMAUTI WAKO ndiyo mafanikio yasherehe hiyo
ABU MENN BY
HAHAHA nyoote mnakaribishwaa
misimo
Guest (Guest) on December 8, 2025
".nampenda sana mama
nawewe ndugu yangu mpende sana mamayako mana yeye ndo kafanya mimi nawewe tukajuana muheshim mamayako haijalishi yuko vp kabra hujawaza kumzalau mama yako fikilia kwanza amekubeba tumboni myezi 9 mkumbuke kwaicho kdogo ulichopata mana hata yeye kipindi uko mdogo hakuweza kula paka uliposhiba wewe
hakuvaa nguo nzuri paka ulipo pendeza wewe hakulala usiku paka ulipo lala wewe nabado haikutosha miguu yake ukaifanya ndo choo chako mapajayake ukayafanya kiti chako mgongo wake ukaufanya gari lako lausafiri kila alipo upo nabado haikutosha akajifunya lugha yako yautotoni isioeleweka ir unapoongea ajue unahitaji nini akawa kama kichaa kukuchezesha iri usilie kukuongeresha hali yakuwa huongei ili ujuwe lugha sahihi paka leo umesimama amepitia meng mazito nandomana mama amepewa cheo kikubwa kwamtoto mama nimungu wapili baba asingeweza mama akikupa ladhi hutofanikiwa maisha yako yote nawenda ukawa chizi kabisa
ABU menn by
Guest (Guest) on December 8, 2025
kunasiku baba aliniambia nikasimamie wafanyakazi mi nikaenda kuwasimamia kweli hadi mda wakula nimewasimamia baba akanikuta nimesimama ety wewe mbona unawasimamia watu wako wanakula nikamjibu kwani wewe ulinambia nije kuwakalia au kuwasimamia
waTanzania tutenguege kauri utakuta mtu anajita msimamizi wakati mda wote amekaa oficini sasa wewe nimsimamizi au mkalizi hahaha
abu meenn by
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watoto waefumbili hamzeeki kila siku watoto wa2000 sasa kwanzia leo nawaita mabibi wa2000
Guest (Guest) on November 29, 2025
yani:mtu:unajickia kumpenda:: :mtu::alafu
anashindwa::kukuamini::
ety we binti wambeya :kwanini huniamini: nakupenda mwenzako
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''kama ujana maji ""yamoto"""birashaka
""uleo nimaji yabalidi
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".WAKIKULIZA."
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NATAFUTA
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,ukozako sebreni
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,mamayako anakwambia wewe? kamwangalie mtoto inje analia we unamjibu
aliaa_anashoto
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:ukiamua kujitumazako :ufanye kazi
:utaskia akishavutaga :bangi ndoalivyo
yani waTanzania
mhh^_^
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IVI UNAAKIRI WEWE!!
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VICHEKESHO
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