Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 7, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 19, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 25, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
James Mduma (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Zulekha (Guest) on April 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 9, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Nasra (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Fikiri (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Rubea (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 12, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2024
😂 So funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 2, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 22, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2024
😄 You got me!
Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
Bakari (Guest) on January 16, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Rabia (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Khamis (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Rahma (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 6, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Nassor (Guest) on December 23, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 9, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔