Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 11, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 19, 2024

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 25, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

James Mduma (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 4, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 17, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 16, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 9, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Nasra (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Fikiri (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rubea (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 12, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2024

😂 So funny!

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 22, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2024

😄 You got me!

Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Bakari (Guest) on January 16, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Rabia (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Khamis (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Rahma (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 6, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nassor (Guest) on December 23, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 15, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 9, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔