What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Athumani (Guest) on September 18, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 17, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nuru (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 4, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 3, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

James Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Kamande (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Biashara (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 5, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 18, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Salma (Guest) on May 14, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mustafa (Guest) on May 9, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Zubeida (Guest) on May 2, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 18, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 31, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 21, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 16, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Kamande (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Latifa (Guest) on March 4, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abdillah (Guest) on February 22, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mchuma (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Jafari (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

John Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😂 Gotta save this!

Rashid (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Abubakar (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Abdullah (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jamila (Guest) on November 16, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Salma (Guest) on November 11, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kheri (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Athumani (Guest) on October 25, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Halimah (Guest) on October 24, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅