What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Ali (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Leila (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

John Malisa (Guest) on August 5, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Furaha (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Abubakar (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Warda (Guest) on July 20, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 19, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rahma (Guest) on July 13, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shukuru (Guest) on July 8, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Azima (Guest) on June 18, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Shabani (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Zakaria (Guest) on May 14, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Wande (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 6, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Zawadi (Guest) on April 1, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rukia (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Athumani (Guest) on February 15, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on January 27, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 14, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 7, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 5, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 19, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 7, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sekela (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 13, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Majid (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂