Hii sasa ni kali
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?
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Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maajabu ya wananchi wa Tanzania, Je, wajua hili?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
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Sio kwa wivu huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:57 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tabia za wachepukaji
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
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Sababu ya jamaa kujiita fara ugenini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
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Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.
Swali la kwanza, Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)
WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo. WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la
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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
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Angalia hawa vichaa walichokifanya, Vichaa bwana, ni noma!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!
Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema
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Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
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Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mapenzi Stress tupu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cheka kidogo na wewe hapa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii ndiyo Ladha ya bia zote usiyoijua
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Jinsi Mapenzi yanavyoweza kukupa stress
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mgonjwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapo sasa akili itakuja
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
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