Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa
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Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
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Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu
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Cheka na methali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je, Chuoni kwako Kukoje?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambo ya mke na mume haya, chezea mchepuko!?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"β¦ Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4β¦."
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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na "K" ni vitamu sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utani kwa wadada wembamba
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu mwizi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa ndio wanaume wanaoweza kushinda vishawishi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu demu alivyo mbulula
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
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Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mama mkwe kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
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Mambo ya kijijini haya!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambo ya pesa haya..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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