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Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara
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MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi." jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala asubh wanakunywaΒ
Alichojibu dalali baada ya kufumwa na mke wa mtu ndani ya nyumba ya kupanga
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.
Siku hiyo dalali akapita mke akamwita na kumwambia tatizo wakati treni inapita, wakaanza kubishana, yule mama akamwambia dalali kwa kuwa kuna treni itapita sasa hivi⦠njoo ndani uone mwenyewe.
Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
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POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.
Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:10 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.