Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!..
Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!β¦
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Duh, Ukisikia ngoma droo ndio hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
Updated at: 2023-04-29 14:10:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
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Raha ya kuoa kijijini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cheki hawa washikaji wanachokifanya baada ya kuvuta bangi, Bangi si mchezo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ziara za kushtukiza zinachekesha sana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Amri za chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Duh! Hii sababu ya huyu mwanaume kulewa ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu: Mambo Anna! Anna: Poa! Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyesheβ¦ Anna: Kitu gan? Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda) Anna: Haya nionyesheβ¦
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza wapenda vya bure
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
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Angalia huyu mgonjwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
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Angalia huyu polisi kitu alichonijibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Hii ndio ngoma droo kwa wanaume kati ya wanawake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa na mahusiano na msichana kama huyu ni changamoto, Mabinti bwana!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mzunguko wa elimu kiafrikaafrika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti hii ni kweli kwa mwanaume anayempa simu mkewe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka machoπ, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya pakaππ±,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
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Jamaa amkomesha boss wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
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Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:14:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"
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