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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai: MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000 Kitime 15,000

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John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

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BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri.
DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia.
BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe

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Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?

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Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa

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BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote. SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week. MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week (Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.

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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake: JAMAA: Shem nakupenda! MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki yako akijua? tena koma! JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1! MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana mume wangu akiwa kazini!