eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What was born to succeed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌟 Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! 🤔✨
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️♂️
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What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣
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What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? 🐸🎮 Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why can’t the elephant use the computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷
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What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🍩 Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of 𝘱𝘪! 🤣
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨
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Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶♀️📞
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎵What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! 🎶
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩🏫
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄
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Where do books hide when they’re scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅♂️
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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