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eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ππ΅ Can you crack their secret code? π Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ππβοΈ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! π΅οΈββοΈππͺ
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€