eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the π and wanting a break from the chilly weather! βοΈπ¦π΄
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉWhat did the farmer π give his wife π©βπΎ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both π₯heartwarming and π§cheesy!
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What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π’ What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! π
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ© Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of π±πͺ! π€£
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? π€ #WhosWrongHere
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Who is Knocking?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! π΅οΈββοΈππͺ
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! βοΈ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, π€ How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? π»π£ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, π So put on your thinking caps, my dear! π§’β¨
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? π΄π
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ππ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ΈββοΈπ€ΉββοΈπ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ππ€ΉββοΈπ€ΈββοΈ
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π-wearing teacher shine brighter than the π? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ππ©βπ«
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ππ€£
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? π€π
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ
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