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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐ค๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ๐๐ Can you guess why?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! ๐ป To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ๐๐ป๐ But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" ๐ฆ๐
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ like a ๐ซstar๐ซ! Show her your ๐ง genius๐ง and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? ๐ด๐
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, ๐งน Off to a spot where things fly through the air! ๐จ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ๐๐ฅ๏ธ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? ๐ค