eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! π€
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" π³
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¨π¦ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ποΈπ¦
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the book join the police force? π Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! πβοΈπ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" π₯
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ππ¦
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ππ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! π
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ like a π«starπ«! Show her your π§ geniusπ§ and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! π
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! π€·ββοΈπ’π
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉWhat did the farmer π give his wife π©βπΎ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both π₯heartwarming and π§cheesy!
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