eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴
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Why don’t animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂
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Where do books hide when they’re scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌲+🍏= ❓What do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? 🤔 Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! 🍍🌳
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? 📚➕🔢🤔
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠
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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️Sink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm 🧡ing it!"? 🍟
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨
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What’s the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰
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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘🌪️ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a 🌈dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? 🤔✨
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! 💀🧴
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦
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