Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? π¦
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! βοΈπ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ππ
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be bamboozled! π" βοΈ
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! π΄π
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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