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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€―π What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his π§ explode or did he get a β‘οΈshocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! βοΈ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, π€ How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? π»π£ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, π So put on your thinking caps, my dear! π§’β¨
Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? π±οΈπ·οΈ
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! π΅οΈββοΈππͺ
Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππͺοΈ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a πdream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? π€β¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ