eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" ๐ฅ
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What do elves learn in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!๐โจ
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the ๐ต teacher on their โพ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! ๐ถ๐
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! โ๏ธ๐
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! ๐
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Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always catch a lot of ๐ "book"worms! ๐คฃ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ stuck in a sweet trap. ๐๐คฃ
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ๐ถโโ๏ธruff time finding its ๐พbalance!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ
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Whatโs black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! ๐ฆ โช๏ธโซ๏ธ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, โซ๏ธโช๏ธ ๐๐ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! ๐น๐
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! ๐ช๏ธ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ๐๐ฅ
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! ๐ฐ๐ง
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! ๐ค๐ก
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