Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the owl say to his sweetheart? 🦉💕 Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌲+🍏= ❓What do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? 🤔 Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! 🍍🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄