eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! π€ Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? π
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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Whatβs a scarecrowβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just π½ all the more!ππππ
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! π΄π
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went π "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
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Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! π€·ββοΈπ’π
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What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ππ
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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