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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔
What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘🌪️ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a 🌈dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? 🤔✨
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉
