eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
𦴠What tickles a skeletonβs funny bone? π€£
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ππ§Ή
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? π Hint: There's a π½-ucopia of these!
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Whatβs a librarianβs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π£ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? π Because they always catch a lot of π "book"worms! π€£
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! π€
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ππ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ππ
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Title: Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress Excerpt: "Stressed? Well, worry not, my friend! We've compiled a list of ten belly-busting jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and zap stress away faster than a ninja on roller skates. Get ready to laugh your way to a happier, healthier you!"
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! π
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ππ€£
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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