eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, ๐งน Off to a spot where things fly through the air! ๐จ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were numbered! ๐๐๐ต
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! ๐ด๐พโจ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? ๐ A hilarious riddle! ๐ค Can you spot the difference? ๐ Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! ๐
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ๐๐
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! ๐
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere does a ghost feel most alive?๐ฐ
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? ๐
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ๐ถโโ๏ธruff time finding its ๐พbalance!
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