Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👀 I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️At hotels, what do witches order?🔮 Their requests may leave you in laughter! 😂 With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" 🪄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧝‍♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴‍♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄