Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶‍♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛‍♀️🎉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃‍♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️Sink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm 🧡ing it!"? 🍟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴‍☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I come and go, yet never thrive, 🌹 Like a plant, but no roots survive. 🌱 Among the living, I'm the odd one out, 😂 Guess what dies but never shouts? 🤔💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐰Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? 🥚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅