| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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