| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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