| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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