| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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