| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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