| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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