| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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