| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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