| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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