| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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