| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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