| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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