| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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