| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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