| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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